This week, Leeds’ skipper Stuart Hooper tries not to get too annoyed with our pointless questions…
Q. Mighty Mouse or Danger Mouse?
A. Mighty Mouse.
Q. If not a rugby player…
A. I’d love to be a chef, I love cooking – it’s my favourite hobby.
Q. Do you believe in dinosaurs?
A. Definitely.
Q. What’s the most memorable team-talk you’ve ever had?
A. Being told by a coach who will remain nameless that we would win the lineouts because we were taller.
Q. Who thinks he’s the best player at your club?
A. Scott Armstrong, he thinks he’s a bit tasty.
Q. If you were a vegetable, you would be…
A. A Brussel sprout because nobody likes them so I wouldn’t get eaten.
Q. What’s the best wind-up you ever seen?
A. Mobile phone pranks always catch people out.
Q. How many profiteroles could you eat in one sitting?
A. At least 40.
Q. And how many donuts?
A. I’m not a donut fan, so I’d have to say ten.
Q. Which team-mate would you least like to be in a fight with?
A. Andy Tuilagi, he’s tough and got loads of big brothers.
Q. If you were a super hero who would be and why?
A. Superman – he’s got a bit of everything.
Q. What’s the best tour tale you’ve ever heard?
A. Anything involving Mark Regan always makes me laugh.
Q. Who’s the worst-dressed player at the club?
A. Mike MacDonald with his American style.
Q. Skintight shirts, yes or no?
A. No.
Q. Do the girls like a rugby player?
A. Erm, yes.
Q. If you could swap lives with any rugby player for a day who would it be and why?
A. Probably somebody fast so I could see how easy it would be to play rugby.
Q. Finish this sentence, rugby is the greatest sport because…
A. It keeps me out of trouble.
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