This week, Ospreys and Wales’ star Ryan Jones wastes ten minutes of his life answering our pointless questions…
Q. Lion-O or Mumm-Ra?
A. Lion-O, he was my boyhood hero.
Q. If not a rugby player?
A. Nothing, I’d be unemployable.
Q. Most memorable team-talk you’ve ever had?
A. One by Lyn Jones, but it contains too many swear words to repeat.
Q. Do you believe in dinosaurs?
A. Yes, because there’s all that scientific evidence to prove it.
Q. If you could be a super hero who would it?
A. Superman, because he’s got all the powers.
Q. Who thinks he’s the best player at your club?
A. Justin Marshall.
Q. What’s the best wind-up you’ve seen?
A. Hiding cars is a classic, but it’s not very original.
Q. Which team-mate would you least like to fight?
A. There’s two of them Paul James and Filo Tiatia, because they’ve both got bigger heads
than me.
Q. How many profiteroles could you eat in one sitting?
A. Hundreds.
Q. And donuts?
A. Hundreds.
Q. Do the girls like a rugby player?
A. Yes, because most of us are tall, dark and handsome.
Q. If you had to be a fruit, what type would it be and why?
A. I’d be a pineapple, because they’re slightly exotic and have a funky hair-do.
Q. Who’s the worst-dressed player at the club?
A. Mike Powell and Lyndon Bateman. Most of the clothes they wear aren’t their own – it’s all kit issue!
Q. Skintight shirts – yes or no?
A. No.
Q. If you could swap lives with one player for one day who would it be and why?
A. Jonny Wilkinson on pay day.
Q. If you had to set up a band who would be in it?
A. Alun Wyn-Jones would be lead vocals, I’d have Adam Jones on bass guitar, Damian Karauna our analyst on drums, I’d be the guitar hero and the Aled and Nathan Brew would be backing dancers.
Q. Finish this sentence ”rugby is the greatest sport in the world because…"
A. Big, fat, slow men excel at it!
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