Every week we ask a random person to play pundit ahead of the weekend's fixtures...
Week 9 – The Traffic Warden (Geoff)
RUCKED: Hello, having a good day?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Not bad.
RUCKED: Don’t you get a lot of grief?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Now and again, it’s not as bad as you think.
RUCKED: Oh. Do you like rugby?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Not really, although I played at school a bit.
RUCKED: Are you going to watch the Heineken Cup this weekend?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: The what?
RUCKED: The Heineken Cup. It’s like the Champions League for rugby.
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Oh. No.
RUCKED: Nevermind can you tell us who you think will win out of Bristol and Stade Francais?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Sorry, I’m a bit busy.
RUCKED: It’ll only take a minute, I’ll walk with you.
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Okay, but I don’t know. Who are Stade whatever they’re called?
RUCKED: A French side.
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Definitely Bristol then.
RUCKED: Why’s that?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: No-one likes the French do they?
RUCKED: Fair enough. How about Cardiff v Harlequins?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Is that a London team?
RUCKED: Yes, it is as it happens.
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Then I’ll say them
RUCKED: Why’s that?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Nobody likes the Welsh do they?
RUCKED: Erm, I don’t know. Maybe the Scots do?
TRAFFIC WARDEN: No, I’m half Scottish and I don’t like them.
RUCKED: That seems a bit harsh.
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Not really. Is that it?
RUCKED: Sorry, no, one more. Edinburgh v Leicester? Ah this could be tricky because you’re half Scottish…
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Not really, I definitely prefer England. I don’t like the Scots much to be honest…
RUCKED: That doesn’t surprise me. Thanks very much.
TRAFFIC WARDEN: Any time.
RUCKED’S PREDICTIONS
Stade Francais v Bristol – Stade Francais
Cardiff v Harlequins – Cardiff
Edinburgh v Leicester – Edinburgh
TRAFFIC WARDEN’S PREDICTIONS
Stade Francais v Bristol – Bristol
Cardiff v Harlequins – Harlequins
Edinburgh v Leicester – Leicester
OVERALL
Random Pundit: 16 Rucked: 20
YOUR PREDICTION:
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If you’re spot on, you’ll go in to a draw to win a fantastic ‘Tomaz Morais for England’ t-shirt.
Previous Pundits:
Week 1: Magners League launch
Week 2: World Cup kick off
Week 3: World Cup Group Stage
Week 4: World Cup Group Stage 3rd Round
Week 5: World Cup Group Stage 4th Round
Week 6: World Cup Group Stage Knockout Rounds
Week 7: Lollipop Lady
Week 8: The Cafe
Week 9: The Taxi
Week 10: The Cleaner
Week 11: Checkout Girl
Week 12: Girl on Train
Week 13: Santa
Week 14: The Nurse