Every week we ask a random person to play pundit ahead of the weekend's fixtures...
Week 8 – The Nurse (Hilary)
RUCKED: Hello. Have you given any thought to this weekend’s rugby results?
THE NURSE: Should I have?
RUCKED: Not really. Who do think will win out of Ospreys and Leinster?
THE NURSE: Ospreys.
RUCKED: You sound sure, why’s that?
THE NURSE: Because I like teams named after birds.
RUCKED: Oh. Such as?
THE NURSE: Well, Crystal Palace are called the Eagles…
RUCKED: Anyone else?
THE NURSE: I don’t know, which teams are named after animals?
RUCKED: Erm, Sale Sharks?
THE NURSE: Are any named after birds of prey?
RUCKED: Newcastle Falcons. But we don’t need their result. Do you have a favourite bird of prey?
THE NURSE: An owl.
RUCKED: Oh. Why’s that?
THE NURSE: Because they’re small and fluffy.
RUCKED: Owls aren’t small are they?
THE NURSE: It’s all comparative.
RUCKED: Sorry?
THE NURSE: Well, Barn Owls are small…
RUCKED: You’ve lost me there. How about Bath v Gloucester?
THE NURSE: No idea, Bath.
RUCKED: Why?
THE NURSE: Because it’s a nicer place.
RUCKED: When did you last go to Gloucester?
THE NURSE: Ten years ago but I didn’t like.
RUCKED: It might have changed…
THE NURSE: I doubt it, besides Bath is quite upmarket.
RUCKED: Are you posh then?
THE NURSE: No. Just aspiring, it’s also got the Cath Kidston flagship store.
RUCKED: Who’s that? Never mind. Who’s going to win out of Northampton v Bedford, it’s a local derby.
THE NURSE: How many more of these have I got to do?
RUCKED: Last one…
THE NURSE: Northampton and Derby isn’t a derby?
RUCKED: No it’s not, but Northampton v Bedford is?
THE NURSE: Oh. I’ll say Northampton.
RUCKED: Why?
THE NURSE: I’ve got friends there.
RUCKED: Fair enough. Thanks very much.
RUCKED’S PREDICTIONS: 
Leinster v Ospreys – Leinster
Bath v Gloucester – Gloucester
Northampton v Bedford – Northampton
NURSE’S PREDICTIONS:
Leinster v Ospreys – Ospreys
Bath v Gloucester – Bath
Northampton v Bedford – Northampton
OVERALL:
Random Pundit: 14 Rucked: 18
YOUR PREDICTION:
Send your predictions to nowlistenhere@rucked.com
If you’re spot on, you’ll go in to a draw to win a fantastic ‘Tomaz Morais for England’ t-shirt.
Previous Pundits:
Week 1: Magners League launch
Week 2: World Cup kick off
Week 3: World Cup Group Stage
Week 4: World Cup Group Stage 3rd Round
Week 5: World Cup Group Stage 4th Round
Week 6: World Cup Group Stage Knockout Rounds
Week 7: Lollipop Lady
Week 8: The Cafe
Week 9: The Taxi
Week 10: The Cleaner
Week 11: Checkout Girl
Week 12: Girl on Train
Week 13: Santa


