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Call Centre Pundit

 

 

 

Every week we ask a random person to play pundit ahead of the weekend's fixtures...

 

Week 5 – Check-out girl (we couldn't read the badge)

 

CHECK-OUT GIRL: Would you like any help with your packing? Taxi

RUCKED: No, thanks.

 

RUCKED: Do you have any thoughts on the rugby this weekend?

CHECK-OUT GIRL: Sorry?

 

RUCKED: The rugby – who do you think will win?
CHECK-OUT GIRL: I don't like rugby.

 

RUCKED: Why not, it's a great sport. But if you did, who do you think would win out of Leicester and Toulouse?
CHECK-OUT GIRL: Pardon?

 

RUCKED: Leicester and Toulouse, they're two teams.

CHECK-OUT GIRL: I'm sorry, I really don't know. I have no idea.

 

RUCKED: Just guess...
CHECK-OUT GIRL: I don't know, sorry, that's £14.32 sir...

 

RUCKED: Thank you, but who do you think would win? It's England versus France, would you back the English?
CHECK-OUT GIRL: I suppose so.

 

RUCKED: Good, now how about Ospreys versus Ulster?
CHECK-OUT GIRL: [to next customer] Would you like any help with your packing sir?

 

RUCKED: Who do you think?
CHECK-OUT GIRL: I'm sorry, I don't know.

RUCKED: Go on, guess – it's Wales versus Northern Ireland...
CHECK-OUT GIRL: I really don't know...

 

RUCKED: [to next customer] Do you have any thoughts on it? It's Wales versus Northern Ireland...
NEXT CUSTOMER: [laughs] I'd have to Wales, my wife's family is from Wales.

 

RUCKED: Okay, good. Now, how about London Irish versus Perpignan?
CHECK-OUT GIRL: That'll be £22.38 please sir?

NEXT CUSTOMER: I really don't know. Erm London Irish?

 

RUCKED: Why's that?

NEXT CUSTOMER: Oh, I don't know. I've know idea where Perpignan is, is it French?

 

RUCKED: Yes, what are your thoughts? [to check-out girl]
CHECK-OUT GIRL: The French!

 Taxi

RUCKED: Why so certain?

CHECK-OUT GIRL: Because I want you to go away.

 

RUCKED: Oh. Okay, if you're going to be like that.

CHECK-OUT GIRL: Would you like any help with your packing madam?

 

Munster v Leinster  Munster win
Leicester v Sale  Leicester win
Dragons v Gloucester  Dragons win

 

RUCKED S PREDICTIONS:

Munster v Leinster  Munster win
Leicester v Sale  Sale win
Dragons v Gloucester  Gloucester win

 

 

 

LAST WEEK'S PREDICTION RESULT:

Cleaning lady 2 Rucked 2

Overall

Random Pundit 8 Rucked 10

 

Previous Pundits:

 

Week 1: Magners League launch

Week 2: World Cup kick off

Week 3: World Cup Group Stage

Week 4: World Cup Group Stage 3rd Round

Week 5: World Cup Group Stage 4th Round

Week 6: World Cup Group Stage Knockout Rounds

Week 7: Lollipop Lady

Week 8: The Cafe

Week 9: The Taxi

Week 10: The Cleaner