Every week we ask a random person to play pundit ahead of the weekend's fixtures...
Week 16: The ballet dancer
RUCKED: Hello, what do you do?
BALLET DANCER: A ballet dancer.
RUCKED: Really?
BALLET DANCER: Well, kind of, I actually don’t do it full-time, but I’m trying to break into it. It’s really tough and sooo competitive.
RUCKED: Oh, well, good luck with that…
BALLET DANCER: Thanks.
RUCKED: Can you give us some rugby predictions?
BALLET DANCER: I really don’t think I’d be any good…
RUCKED: It doesn’t matter, we had someone who knew about rugby last week and it was just boring.
BALLET DANCER: Okay then…
RUCKED: Cardiff Blues versus Munster?
BALLET DANCER: I’ve always liked the name Munster, it reminds me of the Addams Family – it sounds like it should be in Transylvania not Ireland.
RUCKED: Okay… does that mean you’re going for them?
BALLET DANCER: Yes, of course.
RUCKED: Sorry, how about Dragons versus Edinburgh?
BALLET DANCER: Dragons, obviously.
RUCKED: But Edinburgh are the form team…
BALLET DANCER: Yeah but dragons are my favourite mythical beast on account of the fact they’re almost entirely blind.
RUCKED: That doesn’t seem to suggest they’d be any good…
BALLET DANCER: It is a fatal flaw, but they’ll still beat a Scottish team.
RUCKED: Okay, how about Sale Sharks v Worcester Warriors?
BALLET DANCER: While it’s well known sale execs are indeed sharks…
RUCKED: Hmm, funny…
BALLET DANCER: I’m going to go for Worcester because it’s lunchtime.
RUCKED: And the connection?
BALLET DANCER: Well, it kind of makes me think of Worcester Sauce and that has a slight link to lunch.
RUCKED: Nobody’s going to believe this…
BALLET DANCER: Oh well.
RUCKED’S PREDICTIONS
Cardiff Blues v Munster – Cardiff Blues
Dragons v Edinburgh – Edinburgh
Sale Sharks v Worcester – Sale Sharks
RANDOM PUNDIT’S PREDICTIONS
Cardiff Blues v Munster – Munster
Dragons v Edinburgh – Dragons
Sale Sharks v Worcester – Worcester
OVERALL
Random Pundit 24 Rucked 36
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Previous Pundits:
Week 1: Magners League launch
Week 2: World Cup kick off
Week 3: World Cup Group Stage
Week 4: World Cup Group Stage 3rd Round
Week 5: World Cup Group Stage 4th Round
Week 6: World Cup Group Stage Knockout Rounds
Week 7: Lollipop Lady
Week 8: The Cafe
Week 9: The Taxi
Week 10: The Cleaner
Week 11: Checkout Girl
Week 12: Girl on Train
Week 13: Santa
Week 14: The Nurse
Week 15: Traffic Warden
Week 16: Mortuary Assistant
Week 17: Keyboard Player
Week 18: Security Guard
Week 19: The Builder
Week 20: The Gardener
Week 21: The Gambler