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Every week we ask a random person to play pundit ahead of the weekend's fixtures...

 

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Week 14 : The garderner

 

RUCKED: Hello, are you a rugby fan?
GARDENER: Well, I coach my son's side.

 

RUCKED: Cool, did you play at all?

GARDENER:When I was at school, but I hurt my back and couldn't play after that.

 

RUCKED: Did it bring to an end a promising career that would surely have ended in international honours and worldwide fame?

GARDENER: Well, I wouldn't say that.

 

RUCKED: Ah, you're just being modest...

GARDENER: No, I wasn't that good.

 

RUCKED: Well, I guess we'll never know...

GARDENER: Erm, no, we won't.

 

RUCKED: Could you give us some predictions for the weekend's rugby?

GARDENER: Okay, who are England playing?

 

RUCKED: Nobody, there's no Six Nations this weekend, it's the Magners League and Guinness Premiership

GARDENER: England were rubbish weren't they last week? I just don't know what's happened...

 

RUCKED: Neither do we, now how about Ospreys v Connacht?

GARDENER: Ospreys – they're doing well aren't they?

 

RUCKED: Do you know who Connacht are?

GARDENER: No, not really. Who are they?

 

RUCKED: An Irish province, west Ireland...

GARDENER: Oh.

 

RUCKED: Ospreys will be without a lot of their best players, sure you want to back them?

GARDENER: Right, in that case the Irish.

 

RUCKED: Not easily swayed then?

GARDENER: Nope.

 

RUCKED: Okay... how about Edinburgh v Munster?

GARDENER: Got to be Munster.

 

RUCKED: Edinburgh are doing well, they're coached by Andy Robinson don't ya know?

GARDENER: Really? We should have him back - doesn't seem so bad now. The Scots won't win though, they're rubbish

 

RUCKED: And, finally, Bath v Wasps?

GARDENER: Bath, they're doing well aren't they?

 

RUCKED: Yeah, not bad.

GARDENER: Well, let's say them then, I used to work in Bath?

 

RUCKED: Really, what as?

GARDENER: I worked, in, erm, water management...

 

RUCKED: Sewage?

GARDENER: Yeah.

 

RUCKED: Oh. Thanks for the predictions.

GARDENER: No problem.

 

 

RUCKED'S PREDICTIONS
Ospreys v Connacht : Ospreys
Edinburgh v Munster : Edinburgh
Bath v Wasps : Bath

 

RANDOM PUNDIT'S PREDICTIONS
Ospreys v Connacht : Connacht
Edinburgh v Munster : Munster
Bath v Wasps : Bath

 

 

OVERALL

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Previous Pundits:

 

Week 1: Magners League launch

Week 2: World Cup kick off

Week 3: World Cup Group Stage

Week 4: World Cup Group Stage 3rd Round

Week 5: World Cup Group Stage 4th Round

Week 6: World Cup Group Stage Knockout Rounds

Week 7: Lollipop Lady

Week 8: The Cafe

Week 9: The Taxi

Week 10: The Cleaner

Week 11: Checkout Girl

Week 12: Girl on Train

Week 13: Santa

Week 14: The Nurse

Week 15: Traffic Warden

Week 16: Mortuary Assistant

Week 17: Keyboard Player

Week 18: Security Guard

Week 19: The Builder