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Every week we ask a random person to play pundit ahead of the weekend's fixtures...

 

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Week 12 : The Security Guard

 

RUCKED: Hello, long shift?
SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, I'm on until six.

 

RUCKED: Struggle to keep awake?

SECURITY GUARD: Nah, been doing it for years now kind of used to it.

 

RUCKED: Okay. Know much about rugby?

SECURITY GUARD: Not really, I did play when I was younger though. Wasn't bad actually, played second row at county level, but then I got injured...

 

RUCKED: Tough break, what happened?

SECURITY GUARD: Well, to be honest, I had my teeth knocked out [removes false teeth at front, to show www.rucked.com – nice] and after that my girlfriend didn't want me to play anymore.

 

RUCKED: And you went with that?

SECURITY GUARD: Well, she's my wife now...

 

RUCKED: Oh. Okay. You watching the Six Nations?

SECURITY GUARD: No, working this weekend.

 

RUCKED: Nevermind, who do you think will win out of Wales and England?

SECURITY GUARD: No idea, haven't they got a new coach or something?

 

RUCKED: Yeah, a whole new coaching team...

SECURITY GUARD: I'll say Wales.

 

RUCKED: Why's that?

SECURITY GUARD: Because I'm Scottish.

 

RUCKED: Really? You don't sound it.

SECURITY GUARD: I know, moved down south when I was younger, my dad's very Scottish though.

 

RUCKED: So how about Scotland v France?

SECURITY GUARD: France.

 

RUCKED: But you're Scottish?

SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, that's why I know we'll probably lose!

 

RUCKED: Ireland and Italy?

SECURITY GUARD: Ireland, they've got that O'Driscoll fella. Plus my wife's family comes from Ireland, so i better not go against them!

 

RUCKED: Hmmm, probably not. Thanks then.

SECURITY GUARD: Any time.

 

 

RUCKED'S PREDICTIONS
England v Wales : England
Scotland v France : France
Italy v Ireland : Ireland

 

RANDOM PUNDIT'S PREDICTIONS
England v Wales : Wales
Scotland v France : France
Italy v Ireland : Ireland

 

 

OVERALL

Random Pundit 18 Rucked 28

 

YOUR PREDICTION:

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Previous Pundits:

 

Week 1: Magners League launch

Week 2: World Cup kick off

Week 3: World Cup Group Stage

Week 4: World Cup Group Stage 3rd Round

Week 5: World Cup Group Stage 4th Round

Week 6: World Cup Group Stage Knockout Rounds

Week 7: Lollipop Lady

Week 8: The Cafe

Week 9: The Taxi

Week 10: The Cleaner

Week 11: Checkout Girl

Week 12: Girl on Train

Week 13: Santa

Week 14: The Nurse

Week 15: Traffic Warden

Week 16: Mortuary Assistant

Week 17: Keyboard Player