Every week we ask a random person to play pundit ahead of the weekend's fixtures...
Week 11 : The Keyboard player (Sarah)
RUCKED: Hello, what do you do for a living?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: I'm in a band.
RUCKED: Really, that's so cool. How long you been in the band for?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Only a couple of months, we ve had one rehearsal.
RUCKED: What are you called?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: I'm not telling you.
RUCKED: Why not?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Because it's a really bad name.
RUCKED: Can't you change it?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: No, it's someone else's band, I just do what I'm told.
RUCKED: Oh. What music do you play?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Electro, kind of like Human League.
RUCKED: Isn't that a bit naff?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: No, it's a bit darker than a lot of stuff around at the moment, less pop-y.
RUCKED: Oh. What do you play?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: The keyboard.
RUCKED: Cool, you any good?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: I've only been playing two months, I'm learning on the job. I've got stickers on the keys telling me which order to play them in.
RUCKED: Righto, so how many songs can you play?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: One.
RUCKED: I'm guessing you're not hoping to make much money from the band?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: No, I'm just helping a friend to be honest, he wants the band to be symetrical.
RUCKED: Symetrical?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Yeah, two girls and two guys.
RUCKED: Kind of like Bucks Fizz?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: No.
RUCKED: Oh. Anyhow, do you know much about rugby?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Nothing.
RUCKED: Nothing at all?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Nope, apart from the name of one player whose name I can't remember. Hold on, Jonny Wilkinson and that other guy who's married to Charlotte Church and got arrested on a train.
RUCKED: Gavin Henson.
KEYBOARD PLAYER: That's him.
RUCKED: Who do you think will win out of Sale and Harlequins?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Harlequins, because I've heard of them.
RUCKED: What have you got against Sale?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Nothing, how do you spell Sale? Is it S.A.I.L. or S.A.L.E.?
RUCKED: Erm, S.A.L.E, why would they be named after a ship's sail?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Well, they could sail through other teams...
RUCKED: Okay... How about Leeds v London Irish?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: London and Ireland? That doesn't seem fair.
RUCKED: No, it's just supposed to be the Irish exiles in London...
KEYBOARD PLAYER: It's still not very balanced, Leeds is Leeds whereas they've got a whole country.
RUCKED: Anyhoo, who do you think will win?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Leeds.
RUCKED: Despite the fact they're playing London and Ireland?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Yes, because if London Irish were any good I'd have heard of them. I've heard of Leeds.
RUCKED: And Leicester v Newcastle?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Newcastle, because it's a bigger place.
RUCKED: Cool. Will you talk to us again if you become famous?
KEYBOARD PLAYER: Okay, we can do all this again.
RUCKED: Excellent.
RUCKED'S PREDICTIONS
Sale v Harlequins : Sale
Leeds v London Irish : London Irish
Leicester v Newcastle : Leicester
RANDOM PUNDIT'S PREDICTIONS
Sale v Harlequins : Harlequins
Leeds v London Irish : Leeds
Leicester v Newcastle : Newcastle
OVERALL
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Week 2: World Cup kick off
Week 3: World Cup Group Stage
Week 4: World Cup Group Stage 3rd Round
Week 5: World Cup Group Stage 4th Round
Week 6: World Cup Group Stage Knockout Rounds
Week 7: Lollipop Lady
Week 8: The Cafe
Week 9: The Taxi
Week 10: The Cleaner
Week 11: Checkout Girl
Week 12: Girl on Train
Week 13: Santa
Week 14: The Nurse
Week 15: Traffic Warden
Week 16: Mortuary Assistant